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Tiger Woods car crash Investigation.

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Bigdog
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Tiger Woods car crash Investigation.

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I just heard about his car crash in front of his house and I have finished my indepth investigation from 1200 miles away.

1. His wife heard the crash and came running to save him. :oops: :roll:

2. She smashed out the back window to pull him to safety. :roll: :lol:

1.(a) How many people hear a car crash and think the first thing I need to do is grab a golf club? I might need to smash out a window to do an extrication.

2 (a) Someone spotted Tiger with another woman in another city. OOPS :oops:


My conclusion is as follows.

He drove down the driveway at a high rate of speed because he was being chased by his enraged wife. Who just happend to have a golf club in her hand.

1. She probably wanted to destroy his clubs.

2. She wanted to split his head open too.

She is running after him as he jumps into the Escalde. He flys down the driveway and she throws the club at the vehicle in a desperation move. The club smashes through the back window. Tiger ducks to his right to hide behind the seat for protection. His left hand is firmly gripping the steering wheel. As he ducks right, his left hand turns the wheel to the right hitting the fire hydrant and then the tree. She runs down after the crash and possibly drags him out so she can whoop on him some more.

If the police look up the driveway they will see the shattered glass nowhere near the final resting place of the supposed rescue. She caused the crash.

That is my final answer. Send me the money.

P.S. She is a pretty good shot. One hit totals the Escalde and apprehends the culprit. :lol: Tiger learns a lesson. A trick golf shot. :lol:


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Post by Bigdog »

Unavailable...on purpose so they can clean up the house so it doesn't look like a war zone.

tampering with evidence....conspiracy...false statements to police


The police should have used a search warrant that night.

Tiger is probably the victim of domestic violence.
Bigdog
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Post by Bigdog »

With the list of potential lovers growing ever longer...Maybe I have been too hard on the sport of golf. I think I should have an open mind and start taking lessons....just in case...karaoke takes the plunge. :lol:

You go Tiger... 8)
Bigdog
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Post by Bigdog »

I could golf as good as Tiger too, if I had that many women kissing my balls for luck. :lol: :oops:
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Post by Sabrina59 »

OMG!! I know you didn't just go there!!!

I'm taking away your angel wings!
Sabrina the Cat
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:redface: :nonod: :mrgreen:
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