Several times in the last 2 months it has happened.
Near the end of the night a group of yahoos (putting it mildly)
comes in from some other bar 3/4 lit. The first indicator is one of them coming up to me and requesting anything Metallica put it in I'll sing it. 
Red flag waving 100 miles an hour telling me we're loaded and high and we are going to be screaming into the microphones at the top of our lungs so we can get this party started.
It happened tonight and they were dressed in suits like from a wedding.
One guy comes up and says put this in and he'll sing it. I put it in and hand him the microphone and he looks at it stupid. Then he starts screaming into it as loud as possible. The song has a 2 minute intro and a 1 minute solo and 1 minute intrumental ending. After that they want to sing some more. I said not tonight. He says did we scare you? (As a matter of fact yes and until you can act normal I'll continue to be scared.) I already gave last call and I told the bouncer to turn up the lights after I play this last song.
Then I'm loading and their converstaion is about marriage counseling.
There is no way I could ever guess why your old lady has issues with you.
I'm not married to you and I haven't known you for 15 minutes and I don't like you already.
I'm guessing she knows what she's talking about. My money is on her all the way.
It don't lie, It don't lie, it don't lie....