"Whack Job" singer night.

[Bigdog]

Tonight wasn't a full moon but it should have been..

First whack job. (Nut Case) He's a regular.... State Trooper. He's singing a new song for him tonight. Half way through he stops singing and announces over the microphone...There is something wrong with this microphone..it's making me sound off key...

Since when does a $600 microphone cause anyone to singing off key? How does it do that? Fade music out and move on to the next singer mid song.

Note To Self:>>>>>Send the faulty microphone back to Shure for "tuning" repairs.<<<<<<

Whack Job number 2. Haven't seen him in a while. Pain in the ask me something else.....Just gets done singing his song in a 1 1/2 hour rotation and wants to sing again so he can leave. Keeps coming back up every other song to see where he's at.... Did this for an hour. Move me up, move me up. You're the best KJ around... How come he sang twice...?? He stopped in the middle of his song because of microphone malfunction.

Whack Job number 3. Gets the award.

She walks in, in the last hour to 45 minutes. Still have 16 singers. I get her up in about 15-20 minutes near the end of the rotation.. Mister Nice Guy. I have written about her before. She always announces before her song to take very good care of the waitresses and bartenders.

Note to you all. I just figured out what she's doing by this. It's a warning sign. She is trying to get the bar staff and managers on her side. (REMEMBER THIS TACTIC)

She sent an "employee" up right after her song to tell me she wants to sing (______). I tell him to tell her it's too late.

She goes up to the "manager" and tells him she has been waiting to sing (_____) all night long and she put it in a long time ago. I flat out told the manager she just walked in.

I had people that drove 30 miles sitting there all night long waiting to sing again.

Now I'm getting mad. I went to my cousins funeral today so I'm not in the best of moods to begin with. Now she's trying to make me look like I'm a jerk and mistreating her because I won't let her sing (______) all night long. Lying SOB.

She went up to the manager several more times.

She finally came up to me and asked if she was singing again.

She goes back to get her purse and comes back up and gets right in my face. She says to me.....I really like coming here but you F***ed me. Oh yeah?????

First of all being the trained professional that I am I asked here how...but she stormed off and left. >>>>>>I'm thinking to myself no I didn't...I'm pretty picky and your name is not on my "wish" list and I don't remember ever crossing it off. <<<<

Second of all you just messed with the wrong KJ. Because if I hear one word from any of the managers about your little episode your goose is cooked. I will have you banned from here for good as a trouble maker the next time you show and I will tell the manager that you threatened to disrupt the karaoke shows. This will chase away paying customers and we don't want to lose money because of a whack job lying little bytch.

All 3 need to be evaluated and remember..one legally carrys a gun....

Now for the best part...

The song "Little Miss" wanted and needed to sing so desperately...

CRAZY by Patsy Cline Her theme song

Her behavior is typical Schizophrenia I have seen it before...... See why she wants everyone to take good care of the staff? It's all part of her game to get them on her side and against me. Manipulation to get what she wants from everyone. First it's begging and using other people to get what you want and when that doesn't work we go on to lying to get what we want. Take your meds and sing Crazy to the nut case in the mirror.

Watch for singers that always want to make announcements before or after their song. It's a red flag.

She also wants to constantly sing "backup" with everyone. I shut her down on that too. So she was getting madder by the minute with me and she wanted revenge. I'll get him fired and lie about him not letting me sing all night. Bring it on baby.....

[Bigdog]

Little Miss called the bar to complain about me..

I knew she would. It's a White Trash move.

So happens that the manager from last night was there to tell the big manager to not worry about her.

This is where my reputation took over. He told him there has never been a problem with me and that I was the fairest KJ they ever had. So I think it will not be a problem until she decides to show up. She better act normal or she is getting bounced out one her a$$$$. I will not put up with her for more than 5 minutes and then it's decision time. Is she staying or am I? Plain and simple.

I refuse to play her nut game. And there is way too much money for the bar to lose by chosing her over me. It could happen but I highly doubt it.

Especially after I tell the manager she threatened to cause a big disruption in the bar that could chase good paying customers away. Now she didn't really say that, but she did. I can just hear Vincent Price laughing at this moment...

And who wouldn't believe me the fair and honest KJ?

Nut case or hard working, money making KJ?

[Sabrina59]

Hard working, money making, EVIL KJ.

So if I'm singing a song, and it isn't going well, I can blame the mics? That's good to know.

Sometimes people just amaze me!

[Bigdog]

I had another guy tonight that comes regularly. You can tell he's excentric in a way.

He stops singing mid song and says this microphone is making me sound like a girl. He did it a few months ago too.

I don't change anything when he or anyone else sings. So whatever he heard was all in his head. It sounded perfectly fine to me and the rest of the singers.... The way he tried to explain it was his voice was being transposed to a different higher octive. Really....

Note to self...get the microphones re-tuned and fix the magical key transposer, it's drifting.

[Bigdog]

Crazy
crazy for being a KJayyyyy
I'm crazy
crazy for dealing with you
I knew
You'd say I treated you badly
and someday you'd turn me in to the bar

Worry
why do I let myself worry
wonderin
What in the world did I do

Crazy
Crazy for thinking you're normal
I'm crazy for tryin
crazy for cryin
and I'm crazy for messin with you

[DanG2006]

bigdog

Note to self we really need a bigdog emoticon.

[Bigdog]

I had another guy tonight that comes regularly. You can tell he's excentric in a way.

He stops singing mid song and says this microphone is making me sound like a girl. He did it a few months ago too.

I don't change anything when he or anyone else sings. So whatever he heard was all in his head. It sounded perfectly fine to me and the rest of the singers.... The way he tried to explain it was his voice was being transposed to a different higher octive. Really....

Note to self...get the microphones re-tuned and fix the magical key transposer, it's drifting.

I've been thinking about what exactly he means when he says he sounds like a girl. The only thing that even makes a little bit of logic is the song key is too high compared to where he actually wants to sing it. If he thinks he should be singing the song low and to hit the actual notes he has to sing it higher, he would in his mind think he doesn't sound right.

He may not know the song can be lowered to the key he wants to sing it in.

Announcing over the microphone mid song that the microphone is making him sound like a girl pi$$es me off. Like it's my fault or I'm doing something deliberate to make him sound bad.

I know KJs that do that. It's the last thing I would ever think of doing to any singer even if I hated your guts. Not at my show. I will never do anything like that for singers to talk about.