Michael Jackson Just Died

mnementh · Post by **mnementh** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:29 am

Sabrina59 wrote:Why do men feel the need to do that? It's not going anywhere!

Trust me on this! If YOU had a 6 inch clitoris, apart from a very happy smile

, you would I can assure you, have to give it a nudge from time to time to get it in a comfortable position.

Sandy

Bigdog · Post by **Bigdog** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:14 am

Sabrina59 · Post by **Sabrina59** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:41 am

I have six inch boobs and don't have to adjust them. What's the difference?

mnementh · Post by **mnementh** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:55 am

Sabrina59 wrote:I have six inch boobs and don't have to adjust them. What's the difference?

Unless you're seriously deformed, they're NOT in your pants

Sandy

Post by **wiseguy** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:14 pm

Sabrina59 wrote:wiseguy ... do you have that new smiley done yet?

I have them, I just can't let them be displayed here. This forum is open to all age groups.

Maybe I should start a Pornaoke forum.

Sabrina59 · Post by **Sabrina59** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:40 pm

No. My boobs are not in my pants.

Seriously ... don't y'all wear underwear that keeps things where they belong? Maybe looser jeans (but I have to admit to liking those tight ones

).

But actually I'm talking more about the Al Bundy types that have their hands in the pants while watching TV. I can see a little adjustment here and there, but just don't understand the hand in the pants thing.

wiseguy ... sorry. We're pushing the limit a bit here. Sometimes it's easy to forget that kiddies can come on this forum.

Pornaoke ... wouldn't that be those songs that someone who will remain nameless hates?

And to bring it back to topic ... at least MJ had clean lyrics.

Post by **wiseguy** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:58 pm

Sabrina59 wrote:Pornaoke ... wouldn't that be those songs that someone who will remain nameless hates?

That's just his public persona. Comments made here suggest that his private persona might be quite different.

Sabrina59 wrote:And to bring it back to topic ... at least MJ had clean lyrics.

Lyrics are just words and actions speak louder. MJ was an immature, prescription drug and plastic surgery addicted, pedophile. I would rather see young people consider Eminem as their role model.

Sabrina59 · Post by **Sabrina59** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:51 pm

wiseguy wrote:
Sabrina59 wrote:And to bring it back to topic ... at least MJ had clean lyrics.
Lyrics are just words and actions speak louder. MJ was an immature, prescription drug and plastic surgery addicted, pedophile. I would rather see young people consider Eminem as their role model.

Can we please agree to disagree on this one!

Sabrina59 · Post by **Sabrina59** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:53 pm

Here's one for you, wiseguy. Hopefully you haven't heard it yet ...

After her death, Farah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter offered to grant her one last wish before she entered the kindgom of heaven. She thought about it for a moment then made the following wish: I hope all the children in the world will be safe.

Poof! Michael Jackson died.

Post by **wiseguy** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:36 pm

Sabrina59 wrote:Can we please agree to disagree on this one!

Agreed, you quit building him up and I'll quit tearing him down.

Post by **wiseguy** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:37 pm

Sabrina59 wrote:Here's one for you, wiseguy. Hopefully you haven't heard it yet ...

After her death, Farah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter offered to grant her one last wish before she entered the kindgom of heaven. She thought about it for a moment then made the following wish: I hope all the children in the world will be safe.

Poof! Michael Jackson died.

Sabrina59 · Post by **Sabrina59** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:46 pm

wiseguy wrote:
Sabrina59 wrote:Can we please agree to disagree on this one!
Agreed, you quit building him up and I'll quit tearing him down.

Okie dokie ... shall we change the name of this thread to Pornaoke?

Pssst ... I wasn't the only one building him up. Nanner nanner nanner.

Bigdog · Post by **Bigdog** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:37 pm

WAAAAAYYYYYY

Please....

More ****, Sex, drugs and Rock and Roll.

Sabrina59 · Post by **Sabrina59** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:53 pm

Now you sound like Meatloaf, who, by the way, is appearing as a guest investigator on Ghost Hunters. Did you hear us talking about you, He Who Shall Not Be Named?

Is Meatloaf okay, wiseguy?

Bigdog · Post by **Bigdog** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:59 pm

GET OFF ME

My burning ears alerted me to possible slanderous utterings...